mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
The longer you stare at the night sky the more stars will appear and I think that’s why I love looking at you.
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless