gaydtr:

[takes 4 shots of whiskey before 11 am] The world IS a beautiful place and I AM no longer afraid to die

(via agreatbigpileoffoliage)

WHEN THE FIRST BOOK IN A SERIES IS REALLY GOOD

dukeofbookingham:

I’m just like:

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rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

(Source: rib-caged, via please-touch-me-sexually)

joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

(via please-touch-me-sexually)

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via pussykilllah)

wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

(via please-touch-me-sexually)

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

(Source: pokec0re, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via awkwardvagina)