allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via pussykilllah)

wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

(via lindsaychrist)

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

(via please-touch-me-sexually)

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

(Source: pokec0re, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via awkwardvagina)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

(via drunkensunflower)

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

(via awgaskarth)