when i find myself in times of trouble, remus lupin comes to me speaking words of wisdom
Your dream doesn’t have an expiration date. Take a deep breath and try again.
My niece just asked me “why are they even debating, Beyonce said to vote for Obama”.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEECKING BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
You don’t need another human being to make your life complete, but let’s be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn’t see them as disasters in your soul but cracks to put their love into is the most calming thing in this world.
You are a chapter in my book, but I’m merely a sentence in yours
honestly the ideal date would be eating takeout Chinese in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
what did one japanese man say to the other?
something in japanese
I have never been more disappointed in my life