grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via laceandlusttt)

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

(via please-touch-me-sexually)

Grocery Confession

reasonsmysoniscrying:

I inspect, squeeze, and sniff every cantaloupe and have absolutely no idea what I’m looking for. No idea.

(via lindsaychrist)

,,

Being with him made my brain quiet. I didn’t have to invent a thing.

Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (via thesahara)

(Source: mariahell, via helainetieu)